A cop stopped me the other day...asked me if I was high..
Man, did that set me off.
But instead of yelling and acting ignorant...which, I'm sad to say, has become the norm with the fellow people in the ethinicity group I belong to.
I hurt him on the pshychological level.
See if you can folow me.

(cop)-hey boy, are you high?

(me)-Well sir, hypotheticaly speaking, if I may...Imagine if you will...
there is an alternate universe and in this hypothetical possibly existant universe I may or may not have been under the influence at one point or another. Is it safe then, to say that I would be going or coming to or from where I might have been introduced to such substances which would, if in fact I did come in contact with them, have put me under this hypothetical influence of which you speak? Since I am, in fact, not coming nor going, it would be safe to say, using my previously stated logic, that I am in fact not under this "influence" of which you have spoken of...

(cop)-???

Before I continued
on my merry way
I chuckled a bit and
bide him a good day
My legs moved
of their own accord
My thoughts ceased
whilst they jumped on board

Of the Barge Of Truth
Sailing the never-ending circle of life
Sails fluttering in the un-ceasing wind of change
We traversed the horizon of uncertainty
Traveled the choppy waters of adversity
And found our place
Our purpose
Our simple existance
Simply...
Existing...